Tadah!







Recently I've been getting bored of strength training (omg!) so every couple thousand strength exp I would go out into the world and muck about. I've finally gotten over the blue dragons and completed a few slayer assignments and the worst assignment ever soon turned out to be the most eventful!

Here's how it went. I got my slayer assignment at Burthorpe, and it was a whopping 15 dwarves. Immediately I head to the route between Falador and Barb Village because I almost got killed there when I was a certain level slightly above 10 by this pesky dwarf. I go back to Taverly and see about 50 people there. I recall someone saying there would be a 99 summoning party at Taverly so I realise that was it. I couldn't really be bothered UNTIL I saw some guys talking about Zezima as if he were there. My kathy-senses tingled and from countless source-based questions at History I inferred that Zezima was there.

I start shifting my mouse rapidly to see if I could spot a level 135. My right mouse button had never seen such action. Even though I was really panicky between the clicking and the screaming at my family that Zezima was right there, oh goodness Zezima's right there, holy shit he's actually here, I finally find him.








Roflmao

Whoa guest I saw Zezima! The Zezima. And when I say the I mean thee. Also there was this other guy that I saw after completing my assignment, Massaslayer. I've never heard of him but there were a bunch of people following him too so I thought, why not.



Yesterday Tiz came over and with Tim and Dg, we went KBD hunting. It was terribly fun, except the last part when Tiz died :( . I was complaining about not getting anything after 2 kills when I realised you had to turn LootShare on before you could use it (lol). During our second trip (I think) 2 people came, one 75 and one other I forgot. They started killing our KBD too so it became a contest to see who would get the kill, to which Tiz commented, "It's now a battle for pride," and yes it really was. The first round Blessings got the kill and me, Tim and Tiz were screaming in triumph.

We would later create the tension for a flame war but it would never come because the other party was quite impotent with the replies. Once he hit a 40 and said "My 40", so Tim said "Ur mom" (we 3 burst out with laughter) but he didn't say anything. Pffft.








Poor Tiz, he lost his stuff in the end.

Surprisingly I also did quests, one alone and the other with Tiz. What Lies Below was extremely easy and just the way I like it.














Poor experiment. Gave me a good laugh though.

I've also been farming. Just today I put up 250 ranarrs on the GE and so far three quarters of it has been sold. Well I leave you now with a picture of a rare accident while farming.

Another Day, Another Strength Level

I would never imagine myself ever training this hard on Runescape but look at me now.

Well today I trained for about 7 hours I would say, and at that precise moment I got 80 strength my computer decided to lag a bit so I missed the grand shot. During the lag I frantically smacked my Print Screen button like 10 times hoping it would capture the shot but alas, I opened my folder and saw this:


And then a few more copies of that and then I saw the next one:



Noooo!!! B****!!! Curses!!! Drats!!! Dangnabbit!!! F U R I O U S !!!

But still, it's 80 strength! So it's all good. Well it'd better have been on the count of I busted my ass training at the ogres for so long.


To ease my pain Dg decided to pay me a visit! Here she's trying to step on my kitty.


During these two days when I trained at the ogres I gained quite a few prayer and HP levels but missed most of the shots.



While training, every once in a while I had to harvest some herbs or trade in my cat, so I made a list to make sure I didn't forget anything. But I forgot stuff anyway >_>


Today, just a few minutes after I got my beautiful strength level, we went to f2p clan wars and it was surprisingly fun. Maybe because we lost, somehow when you have 300 people in your chat all fighting, clan wars gets boring fast. I think the only clan we defeated was this noob clan with mostly level 50-70 players in it.






I managed to hit this level 102 fellow and then kill him. I'm the pwnage.


Also I don't know if this is a rare occurence but I saw Postie Pete today! The bugger was at the castle wars arena.



Yes from now on I'm posting in smaller fonts to minimize eyesore.

YES YES YES!

I managed to wake up at 7am today because I had too much to drink last night and had to pee really bad. And immediately after that I sat at my comp and played Runescape.

I started with over 100 exp till 78 strength, but managed to get it down to 0 and now it's at negative something.



It started out a normal day at the fire giants when I decided to do some slayer. I went all the way to Vannaka but he told me I already had an assignment. So d'oh I checked my enchanted gem and my assignment was to kill 106 ogres. After teleing to the castle wars arena and killing a few ogres, I calculated how much exp I get per minute on average and it came up to about 500 exp, and if you get a constant supply of ogres it goes up to 616 exp per minute! That's 50% more than fire giants' exp. Well something like that anyway. Also they're much easier to kill than fire giants making bank trips less frequent, PLUS the bank is much closer to the ogres than the fire giants. How very convenient.

Suddenly getting strength exp became my priority. My ranarrs grew to fruitation, my friend and congratulations my cat is now big enough to hunt for itself but I couldn't break myself away from the ogres. Ah well at least the massive amount of big bones I got made up for the minor losses. I managed to get a prayer level and a few slayer levels but they were so quick I didn't have time to take their shots.

Apart from this good news I also got the shock of the century when I tried to sell off some of my shite at the GE. Rune scimitars were down to 17k each (shock) and limps were down to 400 each (horror). Omg?? And pineapples, from 2k they dropped to 160gp each! Haha the last one was rubbish from the start but the first two, wow. When I finally get down to the fire giants to get some scims I find out the prices drop by half.

Next thing you know I'll sell my ranarrs and make a grand profit of -810,000gp. Touchwood! *touches head*

Setenta e oito força

Psst, the title's Portugese.

... And it means 78 strength!!



And Setenta uma saúde means 71 hp.



Making Oitenta e sete combater nível 87 combat level!

Yay omg lol lol yay yay yay oi bênçãos! (Translate that)

Siebenundsiebzig Stärke

Use a translator if you want to know what the title means.

Hello guests!

This week there was a Clan Wars event, also the first clan event I went to in 2008. It was fun, the first two battles we lost hopelessly but then we recruited more people soon we were the undefeated Blesschat.







Then I went back to PCing and got 77 strength! Huzzah.



However I thought PC got kinda draggy so now I'm training strength at the fire giants. And I also did some research. For a player who uses a dragon long (attack style: slash) with

67 Attack
77 Strength
64 Defence
70 Hitpoints


You get 469 exp per minute fighting fire giants on average under normal circumstances (e.g. no specs or pots). The time includes fighting, looting and waiting for giants.

... And that means I have 4 more hours of consecutive fighting to get 78 strength.

Who Needs Pesticides When You've Got Me?

Good day,

I have been playing a lot of Pest Control because of my sudden urge to train combat. Basically everyone in the clan has a higher combat than I do, so it's about time I get my 85 up. Well, 86 because of summoning. So that skill does have some use!

Also since I started PCing about 2 nights ago, I have only lost 3 games in total. Is it me or have all the noobs died off suddenly? Some games were so quick I found myself struggling to meet the 50 damage minimum.

99 (aka 77) strength here I come!

Smelly Cat

This morning I played some Runescape, and levelled quite a bit.




Actually these were from last night.










And Snowbob V (one cat after Snowbob IV) ran away, because it was lonely. I fed it properly and it was lonely.